I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
how does that bad decision feel?
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