I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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