why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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