Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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