Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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