I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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