Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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