Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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