dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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