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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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