It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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