Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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