Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We're too hungover to prance.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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