I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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