I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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