How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
