its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize