He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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