Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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