I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
