Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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