How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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