I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it's like iHOP with fire
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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