So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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