I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬