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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(313): View more from Michigan

So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating

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