he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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