Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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