You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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