I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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