She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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