This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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