So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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