I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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