Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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