Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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