spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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