all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Drake has all the answers
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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