Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Boobs are out for the taking
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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