i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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