I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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