i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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