Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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