Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
