porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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