Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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