so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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