I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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