You really coming over, don't trick.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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