Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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