Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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