turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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