I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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