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(906): View more from Michigan

i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.

(989): View more from Michigan

you're going for the gold here.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice

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(225): View more from Louisiana

it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes

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(301): View more from Maryland

do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?

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(607): View more from New York

Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.

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(585): View more from New York

I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus

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(602): View more from Arizona

just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him

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(702): View more from Nevada

Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.

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(727): View more from Florida

Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"

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