Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available