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(810): View more from Michigan

Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now

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But I don't think guys love me

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(810): Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now (810): But I don't think guys love me http://tfl.nu/t9jt

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(212): View more from New York

True but thats because hes a fetus.

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(212) True but thats because hes a fetus. http://tfl.nu/yw68

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(805): View more from California

When do i get to see u next week?

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When I teabag your entire family

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(805): When do i get to see u next week? (1-805): When I teabag your entire family http://tfl.nu/lkxo

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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Well said.

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(757): seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with (703): Well said. http://tfl.nu/migv

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(229): View more from Georgia

this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(229): this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair. (1-229): You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture? http://tfl.nu/5k8s

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(541): bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat? http://tfl.nu/t2jr

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"

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(410): I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis" http://tfl.nu/6z4n

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(765): View more from Indiana

he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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(765): he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law. http://tfl.nu/4onk

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(804): View more from Virginia

Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.

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(804): Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses. http://tfl.nu/pr98

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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"

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(250): Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole" http://tfl.nu/hdok

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(310): View more from California

how was it?

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he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"

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(310): how was it? (1-310): he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins" http://tfl.nu/8mel

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(269): View more from Michigan

We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.

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(269): We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable. http://tfl.nu/14d9

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?

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(508): I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself? http://tfl.nu/e252

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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

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I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(845): The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us (845): I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god http://tfl.nu/vq2q

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(805): View more from California

We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...

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(805): We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians... http://tfl.nu/wh6c

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