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(815): View more from Illinois

Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?

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(613): View more from Ontario

had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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(562): View more from California

about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

(1-520): View more from Arizona

It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(313): View more from Michigan

while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available

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